Saturday, 18 February 2012

T2T Epiblog. Chapter One

Saturday 18th February, 2012.  Sandy Lane, Barbados.

T2T Epilogue.

The intrepid trio did eventually return home albeit by three different routes.  Here are their stories.

Chapter One.  Jason

It was a sad sight to have watched the other T2T members leave and even Cockney Bob left a few days later.


My initial high hopes for the parts was driven by the BMW motorworks sending them over who were optimistic that 5 days would be a worst case scenario. However 3 days later and I checked why I had no delivery number only to find that the promised parts had not been in stock!
3 more days, then 5 and then 8……………………………

For 2+ weeks life became a routine of popping into town, cueing up in the post office to be told nothing had arrived. Over to the café for morning coffee and then find an internet café where I could do some studying or just while a way an hour or two.
Shopping (invariably tuna, bread and water) for which I had learnt the Arabic to the delight of the shopkeepers.
Back to camp for a tuna sandwich and then down to the beach to do some reading. The kindle kept me sane for those two weeks in limbo and I managed to get through 5 or books in quick succession.

After 18 days I had had enough and decided that I should figure out a plan and leave if only for my mental health!

I had been thinking about the brake situation which was still binding (partially seized) and come to the following conclusions:-

1 – We had sanded the small dinks down and so theoretically it should work better now.

2 – The Pads were so worn that it wouldn’t take much pressure to push them back in again.

3 – If the wear was excessive I could get to Casablanca or Spain and get new pads

4 – I could disconnect the brakes and use the rear and engine braking.

So I packed. Well first I jettisoned all but the essential gear to save weight and make room for some of Kevan’s stuff so no weight was actual saved what so ever! It was an early start as I wasn’t sure how the day would go.

I decided to go for the tortoise approach as apposed to the hare – and settled on 50-60mph as a good pace but easy enough to stop if anything untoward happened. The first leg was a long one but essentially one that had little traffic and was pretty straight and in good condition. I was travelling at the same speed as the lorries and so it would be simple going. And it was! I had stopped for fuel and checked the pads – definitely some wear but not down to the metal but it didn’t bode well.
 The combination of a slow speed and having disconnecting the microphone meant that I could put some tunes on and sing along while eating up the miles. As other motorcyclist will know you get allsorts of ideas while riding along and it was a brain wave that hit me – I could adjust the pads (with a screwdriver) so that they weren’t wearing but in an emergency I could pump the level to regain a front brake! I pulled over and experimented: it was pretty easy to get them positioned so it required just one pump form the brake lever before engaging and that was enough for the wheel to turn freely.

With everything in some sort of working order I made it to Tantan by the end of the first day – A whopping 800km (500 miles) in about 14hrs. I had passed back through lots of police blocks but they had generally waved me through. In La Raounne I had got lost but quickly put on track by the helpful military guards outside the barracks.
The roads were fine except for the sections where the Desert was encroaching and one time when I was faced with two oncoming lorries and decided that getting off the road was the most sensible option.




The monster days were to continue but by getting up early and finishing late it was going to be gruelling but hopefully enjoyable.

I was happy to have made it so far that I looked at the map and figured Agadir was a mere morning’s drive away and I could push on to Marrakech. I hadn’t decided due to the brake situation but I still wanted to see a bit of Morocco to salvage something from the trip rather than just Dakhla and back. I could see several options after Agadir but thought I would get there and then reassess.

The going was a bit slower than I had thought but it was still only early afternoon and so I headed toward Marrakech and decided to take a scenic road through the High Atlas. The road rapidly became a thin strip of tarmac but in good nick and so I started getting into the sweeping bends as I rode into the mountains. The road alternated between smooth tarmac and gravel which made for mid corner slides just to keep me awake – of course there were no barriers and as I wound my way up in the Atlas mountains the roads deteriorated but were still ride-able- In fact that’s what the Dakar was made for and so I cracked on and was having a whale of a time.


I was having so much fun I kept forgetting to stop and take photos. On one of the times I did remember I met two guys who were two up on an old 125. They stopped to check I was not broken down and they were friendly and full of smiles.
At the top of the pass was a fossil shop, I stopped to have a look around. I was drawn to the complete Amethyst eggs – they were (relatively) expensive and I couldn’t justify the cost but if it was a present then it was fine…………..Kate now has a very nice Amethyst egg on the mantle piece!


The road on the way down was good and I set about wearing the rubber injection tabs of the very edges of the tyres. – great fun!!!!! Half way down it was getting dark and the town I was heading for was little more than a bus stop with a few cafes. The two guys (Rashid and Ahmed) on the 125 were there an they flagged me down and insisted that I join them for mint tea and BBQ’d goats entrails – Yummm!!! We had a nice time sitting and chatting in broken English and French, the tea was good, the goat was interesting.



I headed off early again and the road was fantastic! It was following a small meandering river twisting through the valley. It must have been resurfaced recently and you could throw the bike into the corners – what a way to wake up!

Of course nothing last forever and at the next town the road had all but vanished and was deep gravel and some sections were covered with water from the numerous waterfalls. I switch on the heated grips, got on the pegs and concentrated on staying up and dodging the cars that were taking whatever routes they could regardless of what side of the road that was as well as the unspoken rule that a bike was lowest in the pecking order.


I got to Marrakech only to find that it was Saturday and all of the banks were closed. However a guy accompanied me and rapped on the Western Union door until someone came to investigate and they opened up and changed some money for me. It has to be said that the Moroccans were very friendly and helpful throughout the whole trip.

Money in hand and directions from various passers-by and I was off toward Cascades D’ouzoud the 2nd highest waterfall in Africa (after Victoria). It was nestled in the foothills of the Atlas and once again the roads were small twisty slivers of tarmac threading through the scenery.


The waterfall was spectacular and I was suitably impressed. I had hired a guide as I was short on time and dressed in my motorcycle gear and didn’t want to be walking aimlessly all over the place. The guide took me through the olive groves with monkeys in the trees and from the head of the falls we watched a small falcon hunt for insects – a great spectacle with the falls as the backdrop to it.
It got pretty hot in all my gear but it was well worth it. There was plenty more to see – caves, wildlife and many restaurants but that would have to wait for a return visit.

I carried on toward Meknes taking a short cut that the locals had told me of – yet another small quiet road that wound its way down form the foot hills – another road to put a smile on my face!
The landscape changed to rolling hills and the traffic got heavier, it was slow going especially in towns where the rules of the road become somewhat arbitrary. However I only had to engage the emergence break a couple of times but it did mean that I wasn’t going to get to Meknes.
Oh well, I stopped at a large but non-descript town. A series of texts to Kate and my realisation that the Santander Ferry was only 2 days away put my evening into a mad panic - well not quite but it did involve some frantic map reading and calculating. It would be very close and mean some titanic riding days. If I missed it meant another week which wasn’t the end of the world but I was keen to get back now I had started out.

I got up at some ungodly time to set of in search of Volubilis a roman town that had been unearthed and was now a UNESCO world heritage site.

I was making great time and decided that I should try some smaller roads when I ran into thick fog. So thick and cold that I had to sit behind a car hoping that they were local and knew the roads as their rear lights was all that existed in my world of white.

The fog cleared and I took another lovely road up to the top of a small hill to Volubilis. My efforts had been rewarded, it was a clear morning if a bit chilly at 9am but the sun was out. Volubilis was deserted and bathed in golden morning light. I hired a guide to show me around and thoroughly enjoyed my short stay.








Sadly I couldn’t stay more than a couple of hours and set off with directions for another short cut that involved lots of sweeping bends on deserted roads – fantastic!

On route to Tangier it rained quite heavily but by the time I had put all my wet weather gear on it had stopped! However it did get quite muddy and I looked like I had just done several hundred miles of motorcross riding.

I stopped en-route to buy a couple of Christmas presents but otherwise I soldiered on. Of course by the time I got to Tangiers I had a 4 hour wait for the ferry and I could have spent more time in Volubilis but never mind.

The rest of the journey was not very exciting. I drove up half of Spain that evening and finally crashed at about 2am only to get up at 6am! I made the ferry with an hour in hand. Many of the people complained that it had been a rough crossing but I’d not been troubled except for my dinner trying constantly to escape from me.

Back to the UK where I decided to re-engage the front brake as the traffic was so much worse than anywhere else!

Finally back home to Kate and a very excited dog.



 

Friday, 25 November 2011

T2T day 14

T2T Day 14 24-Nov-2011 

Dakhla

Miles covered:  0            T2T miles so far: 2,820               Punctures : 0    

( KP miles unknown )

Evening Meal: Fefte Panini * 2

Road hours : 0

( KP road hours unknown )

Fettling hours : 8


A leisurely start to the day allowed team T2T team to carry on preparing for the journey ahead. The tight schedule with the support vehicle only available for a limited period meant some tough choices had to be made. A hazy plot emerged for a 3 pronged attack on our ultimate destination.

  • Team leader Kev plus support to venture into the sands of Northern Mauritania as planned
  • Jon will stay on in camp dusty for a day or two before taking a less arduous route on main roads through Mauritania and on into Mali.
  • Jas will make it up as he goes along

The team will rendezvous in south/central Mali for the final assault on our hard for prize. Daily txt contact was to be maintained to give all team members an idea of progress. Team Leader, Kev’s Dakar was prepared and ready to go by 3pm – A few last minute adjustments and wiring repairs. The chain was degreased and dry lubed – A big thanks to BRANDEDBIKER.COM for their generous bits of kit specifically provided for the job.

Jas and Jon bid Kev and the Latvians a fond au-revoir and bon voyage.

Jas continued to fettle until his GS achieved showroom condition while trying to put on a brave face and not getting too down hearted at missing out on the off road sections. Thankfully there were no more problems discovered


Jas fettling

T2T Day 13

T2T Day 13 23-Nov-2011  “Dead calm …”

Dakhla

Mileage: 0         T2T miles so far: 2,820

Evening Meal: Tagine

Jas and team leader Kev went into town in the optimistic search for an alleged motorcycle mechanic/shop that might have spares for our completely alien BMW F650 GS Dakar bikes. Unsurprisingly no spares were to be found although a very helpful and well stocked motorcycle shop was.

Options? The possibilities were quickly reduced by a process of elimination to shipping the offending article in from the UK having found a second hand calliper on the internet. A best case scenario was 3-5 day delivery – as darkness finally descended on a long and unproductive day the T2T team was faced with it’s first major set back.

A half hearted effort to prepare the bikes for off road was begun. The changing of tyres was being more problematic than it should as chief tyre changer Jon was not on top form after the long ride. A sheared inner-tube valve was the proverbial final straw and the team called it a day and went off for dinner.

Dinner was sombre affair with the blessing of fellow team mates, team leader Kev proposed to push on into the desert section with the Baltic backup division (See photo).


After 4,000 miles on the road from Latvia, the T2T support vehicle was showing signs of some wear & tear.

T2T Day 12

T2T Day 12 22-Nov-2011  “Where the sand meets the sea …”

Lauyonne to Dakhla

Miles covered:  346        T2T miles so far: 2,820               Punctures : 0    

Evening Meal: Tagine * 3

Road hours : 08:00 – 17:45



Southerly winds gently pushed the T2T team toward the Mauritanian border which made a refreshing change from fighting a savage cross wind. The on coming lorries were all flashing at the team but Jas figured they might be friendly and promptly waved to all – the returning waves from hardened desert truckers confirmed their friendly intent.
We chuckled at the cyclist warning signs but then overtook 2 separate bold (or insane) individuals cycling our route. The happy vibes continued with more waves as we sped past the masochistic peddle powered guys.



The scenery changed form small dunes to scrub and then to a wind eroded plateau that the road meandered through, time for a spot of lunch. Back on the road and back to the rocky and arid landscape that briefly came within sight of the coast.

The T2T team were plugged into their mp3 players and cruising, eating up the miles with consummate ease (Ahem, ahem….was it really like that?)

Dakhla is situated at the end of a small peninsula and the sight of the turn-off was a sight for sore eyes. The wind picked up but the scenery changed to a dramatic sand meets sea panorama with a ribbon of tarmac threading its way through it.

Undeniably pleasant though this stage was Jon commented that the combination of the encouragement of pedestrians and motorists and the over-sized T2T luggage made him feel as though he were running the London marathon in a comedy Rhinoceros costume.

The campsite was an easy find for once and the team set about making camp. Vilis and Maruda were waiting and greeted the T2T team as we rode in.

Jas following the tradition of looking after his steed before organising himself started bemoaning the state of his front brake pads that had all but disappeared. Ever the perfectionist he set about finding the reason behind the excessive wear by dismantling the front calliper. Nothing obvious but the master piston wasn’t sliding as smoothly as it should, too late to investigate thoroughly but it had cast a small shadow of doubt on T2T’s next move.   

T2T Day 11

T2T Day 11 21-Nov-2011  “Camel Lights”

Tan Tan to Lauyonne

Miles covered:  238        T2T miles so far: 2,574               Punctures : 0    

Evening Meal: Instant noodles, Tuna

Road hours : 09:00 – 16:00

T2T motos were released from the overnight lockup and we were set for another day on the road.  First port of call was the filling station then onto the glorious Western Sahara highway ( imagine driving on the A6 from Bedford to Reykjavik and you’ll have some idea of the task ahead … ).  The early stretches of this road bordered the Atlantic breakers crashing easily on the coast – most sublime.  Team leader Kev had promised flamingos and an easy day ahead of the big push to Dakhla the day after.  T2T stopped for provisions and later lunch at a nature reserve where flamingos frolicked ( or whatever they do ) and Jas took some splendid photos of the landscape and wild-life. Once again T2T was greeted by cheery officialdom with an uncertain but relaxed role in the parking area.

Back on the road Jon decided to pull over for an impromptu photo of the shoreline and promptly buried the front wheel in 12 inches of soft sand whilst the other two members watched this disaster unfold in slow motion before their eyes “Nooooooo !”.   Inevitably Jon dropped his bike triggering the Dakar’s quick release filler cap ™ and jettisoning 3 litres of fuel before the team managed to right the bike. 

Further down the road the need for the ‘Camels crossing’ sign became evident.  Frantic attempts at snapping these gracious beautiful animals strolling across the highway ( ’like they owned the place’ ) proved fruitless though they were snapped once across the road.



As T2T rolled along we approached the critical 4pm meaning it’s time to start looking for tonight’s accommodation.  Team leader Kev had a note about a campsite South of the military town of Lauyonne.  We found the location, a beautiful Oasis, with slight difficulty only to find it locked up and seemingly deserted.  Jon was asked to interrogate a couple of locals ( Mother & Son ) who indicated the locked gates behind us and then demanded recompense for this indispensable advice by screeching and ullalating.  Jas meanwhile invoked the universal African language of the motor horn to attract attention.  For a brief period this little piece of paradise descended into a noisy farce.  Resigned to having to ‘wild camp’ T2T started scratching around in the dust like hi-vis chickens.  Then the doors opened to the Oasis de la Msaid which proved to be the find of the trip so far.  Many photos were taken and the initially abandoned oasis sprang into life when our host escorted around our stupendous overnight accommodation.  In an uncharacteristic burst of organisation a video of this experience exists …

Our Motos were tucked under palm trees and we were seated in a Berber tent whilst our excellent host Mohammed who expertly prepared green tea by decanting from one glass into another until satisfied the required quality had been achieved.


The obligatory visit of the gendarmes added spice to the evening interrupting team leader Kev’s noodle & tuna master-class.  As darkness descended onto the Oasis a trio of interesting looking characters arrived through the foliage.  A short, stout gentleman in Khaki fatigues wearing spectacles, a younger gentleman with a splendid moustache and wearing an Adidas tracksuit ( usually the boss ) and another, larger gentleman wearing traditional Jelhaba.  We all adjourned to the kitchen, now in almost complete darkness. By (head)torch light the chief meticulously transposed ALL of the details from ALL of the fiches onto paper spotting an error in Kev’s fiche!  Jas and Jon’s fiches showed the correct date of entry ( 15-Nov-11 ) Kev’s mysteriously showed 16-Nov-11.  This we feared is exactly the sort of discrepancy our inquisitors relish.  The chief speculated on the reasons behind this error and then eventually persuaded himself Kev had crossed at 00:01 on 16-Nov.  As T2T has seen many times before and since in this leg of the trip, once the officials are satisfied with paper-work we are offered an unequivocal and warm welcome with hearty handshakes and best wishes of ‘Bonne route’.


Having bade farewell to our new gendarme friends T2T tucked into supper, sharing with our young host.  The excitement and rigours of the day plus full tummies ( in Arabic ‘she ban’ ) prompted an early retirement and so it was at 10.15pm that Jas was distracted from his Kindle by another official visit.  This time the gendarmes sported different uniforms and were reduced to two in number.  Jas was very gracious with our new guests, greeting them warmly in his 2nd language ‘Spanglais’. Team leader Kev did his best to ignore and Jon too pretended to slumber until beckoned.  So irate was Jon at this 2nd interruption he stomped out of his tent sans chemise and exposed the startled officers to the truly unholy site that is a middle-aged biker in boxer shorts.  Tackling such a visual assault is clearly not in the Gendarmarie Royale hand-book and the terrified young officers performed the briefest of checks and sputtered an apology before scuttling off.

Sunday, 20 November 2011

T2T Day 10

T2T Day 10 20-Nov-2011  “Bungal, George and Zippy”


Miles covered: 225         T2T miles so far: 2,336               Punctures : 0    

Evening Meal: Tagine (chicken) * 3

Road hours : 09.30 - 16.30


Another day another single road mountain pass for T2T.  The landscape has changed noticeably as we enter the edges of the Western Sahara, leaving the tranquillity of the Med-like coastline behind us, we approach the long road to the Southern Morrocan border with Mauritania. The heavy overnight rain still lingered and we had to drive through a couple of heavy downpours.

Towns start to get few and far between as we head into Western Sahara, so we needed to secure some more local currency and photocopy more fiches at our morning coffee stop. Jas and Kev also took the opportunity to top up their Scotoilers, improvising with an empty water bottle.

The team decided to break with tradition and partake in an Alfresco lunch of bread, tinned tuna, amalou (a local speciality of ground argan nuts and honey….sort of like peanut butter) and peanuts.

Suitably refreshed the team hit the somewhat formal looking town of Tan Tan on what used to be Morocco’s former border. Here they managed to ensconce themselves into a cheap but suitably clean hotel with secure parking.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

T2T Day 9


T2T Day 9 19-Nov-2011  “(Dead) Dog Days”


Miles covered: 100         T2T miles so far: 2,111               Punctures : 0    

Evening Meal: Filet au Dover sole avec sauce marie rose,  pomme Dauphinoise. Crepe au Citron et sucre.  Vin Guerrouane Rouge

Road hours : 11.30-15.30

Essaouria contained the essence of Morocco. A walled medina with narrow streets and packed with people strolling along. Shops full of colourful clothes and shoes, intricate wood work and metal work and lots of leather. Spices piled into conical shapes and giving off aromatic wafts, strange fruit and foods on show and even a few carpet stalls were all part of the exotic setting.

The T2T team took 5 and had a heart to heart in a café. Taking stock of the monumental drive so far and laying bare our worries and fears for the road ahead. The team’s stalwart attitude was not found wanting although a consensus for a few relaxed days was agreed by all.

Locals were friendly and helpful but not overwhelming or in your face. The food was excellent and the cafes relaxed. T2T could have stayed for longer but we are servants to the schedule. It was the perfect place to kick back and reflect and also look forward.

Team T2T seemed to soak up the laid back atmosphere of Essaouira and after only an 80 mile stretch stopped for photos taken by some lovely French folks who admired the bikes and reminded the team about the dread STOP sign in Tan Tan. 
T2T decided on a standard photo for today – will wonders never cease?

Naughty local police have apparently staked out the first roundabout in Tan Tan and put a STOP sign in an unusual place.  The game is to entrap the hapless European tourists and slap then with a 700 dirham fine ( about €70 ) .. T2T has been warned.  Shortly after our impromptu photo shoot T2T stopped for lunch in a wind-blown village for more tuck.  As we sat down three mini Tagines were placed before us and T2T dived in.  Happy moments passed before we asked for the bill and were presented with a staggering and extortionate 176 dirham chitty !!  The waiter’s Ray Bans should have been a warning sign. 

Local and national elections have meant a plethora of pick-ups full of people throwing paper with electoral details out on to the street. Unfortunately a slow precession was heading out into the hills with delicious mountain curves wanting to seduce the GS’s into ever increasing speed and leaning. Jas took off determined to make the most of the roads and using the traffic as mobile chicanes. One pick up plastered with posters and people waving printed sheets offered some to the eager motorcyclist. They were so friendly a cunning overtake close enough to snatch a flyer was required. Job done and Jas was waving the flyer in the air, the crowd went wild!

Soon after the lunch and Jas’ flyer stunt T2T found the most gorgeous stretch of Mediterranean-like coast.   Camels cantered on the beach and families sunbathed as T2T sped by and wished we had a moment to ride the bikes onto the sand for photo-op 2.  Then the unthinkable happened; Jas spotted a camping sign and indicated interest ( and it wasn’t even dark ) .
Jon who was following seconded this and after a brief discussion T2T checked in at camp Terre d’ocean just outside Agadir.  Though strictly against convention, team leader Kev over-looked the transgression and T2T booked a room for 3 for a reasonable 250 dirhams. 

Jon hit the bed and immediately crashed out ( 4pm ) Jas announced he was going to have a power nap and slept for 3 hours …

Dinner followed … with wine !!! ( see tonight’s menu )  T2T is not suffering from lack of nourishment.